This week Kevin returns to talk football, futball, curling, slides, Thai food, brat burgers, and pretzel buns. Plus: Kevin unloads his stash of weird news featuring Zoom fails, potholes, popsicles, Polish tree pastry, and stealth kitchen appliance!

Arkansas teen ages fifty years in one day.

Searching PornHub for “Canadian+Parliament+Zoom”…

Headline: Man Sprays Holes With Giant Penis.

Start wearing a fake seatbelt in your Zoom meetings so that people think you’re always on the move.

Alexa, buy me a room full of popsicles.

It’s a bird! It’s a Plane! …IT’S BREAKFAST!!!

Technical glitch? Best college advertising scheme ever.

Hidden appliances are a hate crime against stupid people.

You didn’t know you were pregnant? Were you also unaware of a hidden kitchen appliance in your home? Jeez.

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

Mullet Equals Luxurious
No Nuance Ice Bowling
Sweaty Ass Problem
Having a Negligence
Desk Airbag
Willing to Scrub
Polish Tree Pastry