This week Matthew returns to talk fast food, Yellowstone, senior swingers, China Balloon, Alec Baldwin, urinal accident, Haribo reviews, and folding phones. Plus: Matthew introduces us to artificially intelligent art, discount bourbon, and more F1 news!

Sex-crazed seniors swap pineapples for shower sponges.

Grandpa Simpson pops ballon.

Alec Baldwin one step closer to not going to jail for murder.

Man crushed by public urinal.

And As Heard On NerdBurger™, it’s DALL-E!

This week’s alternate episode titles:

Not to be Confused with Roy Crack
Forks and Chopsticks
Urine Trouble