This week Jim returns to talk European vacation, unpacking tabloid headlines, Dairy Queen protest, King sausage fingers, and chess with supercomputer-controlled adult toys! Also: Jim walks in Sammy Pepys' footsteps in London to bring us... All. The. Sam.

Headlines are fun.

Case-ing in point. See what I did there?

Thank you for your restraint on this one… one out of three ain’t bad.

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

Dairy Queen Brassiere
Queen to Rook 7
A Scooby Doo Dan Brown Moment