This week James returns to talk bands & drugs, Ukraine or The Ukraine, splitting beers, Pink Floyd the Flamingo, Szechuan McNuggets, and Dyson Zone. Also: James tells us some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu stories (wow, that's a lot of stories)! Part one of two.

Even Pink Floyd the Flamingo has escaped to Texas.

Quick, head to McDonald’s and get that Szechuan sauce! Like, as much as they’re allowed to give you!

Dyson’s new Zone headphones/face fan device looks like an April Fools joke and might be but I don’t care enough to look it up again.

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

You Know How Oboe Players Are
More Intellectual Rigor
Logarithmic Karate Belts
I Learned Something, And it Was Hilarious
Discomfort and Sweaty People
Geopolitics and Jujitsu