This week Todd returns to talk cell phones & senior citizens, school buses & the mommy mafia, inflation & OSB, Doctor Who, Georgia Man, As Seen On TV, Pintos, Scream house, and Star Wars. Also: Todd gets a new laptop, and Mr. McGibblets speaks!

The 14th Doctor Who will be… Russell Davies?!?

If I knew any rap lyrics I’d cleverly replace one about guns with “compound bow and arrows” or something.

For only five dollars a night, you’ll be lucky to get out alive!

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

It’s What You Do When You Poop
Part Purr, Part Meow, Part Whoopie Cushion
Gateway Curmudgeon
And Now Back to Oriented Strand Board
A Lifetime’s Worth of TV Viewing