This week Andy returns to talk Penn & Teller, implausible bus jumps & exposition in crime dramas, and paying wealthy celebrities on MasterClass & Cameo. Plus: We learn everyone's favorite movie & TV plot twists, and the true identity of Carl the Janitor!

No news today, but go check out MasterClass and Cameo for fun, or whatever.

This week’s alternate episode titles were

Fondling Your Pinhead
Dick Fingers Around Your Job
GlerbNurgler, with Gary Busey
Unusually Suspect
Another Poppy Padget Situation
Edward Norton & Al Kramden
Carl’s Crotch Keys