This week Mike's dad Tim returns to talk home improvement, The Pollening, weather forecasts, Alien as teen theater, and where on Earth the antipodes are. Also: Tim explains the Oak Island Mystery, Mike translates, and everyone hates on reality cable TV!

We kept digging, and digging, and digging… and found nothing.

High school play is out of this world. <wah...wah>

To the antipodes of Maggot Alley is… And click here for the map!

The Oak Island Mystery, sans reality TV shenanigans.

This week’s alternate episode titles were:

The Pollening
On the Existence of Hobbits
The Curse of Alaskan Kardashians
Scared Straight A’s