This week Lisa returns to talk Super Bowl shenanigans, bad professor, vampire barista, rocketmanikin, paw preference, and the letter K. Plus: Lisa celebrates Valentines Day with haunted houses for other holidays, and Mike reads fifty shades of Kevin!

Suck on THIS, Belichick.

No continent for old professors.

Couple sues Starbucks for employee's blood in their 2 year old's frappuccino, should be counter-sued for giving a two year old a frappuccino.

Don't panic, it's just a dummy driving that car in space.

Gives the term “southpaw” a whole new meaning.

Dammit… gannet… I love YOUUUUUUUUU.

Proving sometimes people still read all the way to the end of things.

This week's alternate episode titles were:

Bukkake Video of the Gods
Survived by this Record
Nobody Expects the Pilgrim Spike
Poopid's Arrow