This week Michael returns to talk vertical videos, prom grandma, telepathy hats, eclipse prepping, and eyelids. Plus: Craig & Mike say more stuff, two more Kevin questions, and Michael gets you ready for Sunday with the best Game of Thrones fan theories!

Public Service Announcement, courtesy of regular guest Larry.

Grandma got uninvited from prom by a reindeer... Sorry, correction: an asshat. Our apologies to reindeer.

A trendy stocking cap may be able to give you telepathy in 8 years. Or 108 years. Or 1008...

Carbondale, IL is getting itself total(ly) eclipse-ready. If you plan to watch, be sure to use appropriate eye protection during the eclipse, and plenty of sunscreen before and after.

This week's alternate episode titles were:

Forever Hug
High Five Dates
Entirely Emotional