This week Ando returns to talk Lando, DeLoreans, kidney coasters, baggage, millipedes, drugs that make things longer, and sexcam selfies. Also, Ando gets a new career or two, reboots his writing, and prepares to celebrate his beard's first anniversary!

Donald Glover is officially young Lando Calrissian.

The DeLorean Motor Company will soon be making replica Deloreans. Wait, what?

In too much fun leads to pain news, roller coasters can help you pass kidney stones.

Google Fiber? More like Google fired!

In living in the future news, you can now track your bags on your phone with Delta.

Eyeless, colorless cave millipede has 418 legs, some of which may be penises.

Are animals that are known for their propensity to copulate frequently really the best choice to test boner drugs?

Scientists reveal that if you eat tons of broccoli and cucumbers you'll be healthier. Also, if you're a mouse.

You can now watch someone who looks like you doing ...er, things... on a sexcam. Yay, Internet.

Want to know what it's like to have your own personal Ando?

Want to hear Ando's booming God-voice lead through an escape room? Of course you do.

This week's alternate episode titles were:

Wheelchair Roulette
Shlong Legs
The Urethra Show
102.9 The Cube
Strapped On to Donald Glover