This week the guys welcome Murders & Acquisitions contributors Andy and Dale to talk Ye Olde Transplantes, high tech tattoos, robot TA's & consciousness containers, America Beer, Kim Cardassian, and Finnish meatballs. Grab some bench and lose that towel!

Thank you Mad, for being the only one on the Internet who Photoshopped the King into a sauna. Now we don't have to.

Detachable penis? How about transplant-able penis? Gently used, certified pre-owned, vintage... these jokes write themselves.

Disappearing tattoo ink. I know we live in a disposable consumer society, but come on.

If you've never met your college TA in person, she might not be real.

If you feel you didn't get enough quality time with the grandparents while they were alive, your grandchildren may not have then same problem.

That's no Budweiser, it's a space sta... oh wait, it's just America.

If you're following Kim Kardashian, why?

I know two things about Finland: They're next door to Russia, and their Burger Kings are fabulous.

This week's alternate episode titles were:

Ye Olde Cocke
Bueno Days
Sack of Scandinavia