This week Craig and Mike welcome professional nerd Rob via the World Wide Intertubes to discuss Twink(ie)s & big snakes (that open doors) in the news, listen to a lot of profanity, talk disappointing superhero movies, and learn some stuff! Warning: NSFW.

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Twinkies are back! Now made with actual labor. Still not made with actual food.

Snakes in your house! Giant python opens doors. Don't worry, it's dead now.

As if a 16 foot python isn't scary enough, this albino Burmese python is filmed opening a door. Her name is Julius, and this video just recently went viral after being posted over 2 years ago on another video site.

Whitney Ellsworth and Al Swearengen in Deadwood. Even if they had soap, there wouldn't be a bar big enough for Ellsworth's mouth.

Clips of Al from Deadwood Se 1 Ep1 "Deadwood". Al and Ellsworth at the bar; Al taking care of business in his office.

Wearable computing jumps the shark with the Samsung Apex, illustrating why Apple doesn't copy their shit.

New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

Beef jerky? Just what the fuck did happen at the end of Trading Places? Now we know.

Grandiose sense of self-worth? Pathological lying? Lack of remorse or guilt? Murdering innocent neighborhood pets? You could get your own TV show! Answer these questions and let us know who we should avoid talking to.

This week's alternate episode titles were:

Hey Man, How's it Goin'?
17 Hour Erection
Inflatable Sheep Pricing